Véroniclod
3:30 AM Wang Bar, Shenzhen, Guangdong Province, Winter 7123 —
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哦,媽的,她來了。
又來了。嘿,孔雀腦!你的奶子出來了!你應該回家,在你愚蠢的電腦上嘔吐!
Wrrah? Oh shit Its you jerks again. Go on. Go hrome tewyerlilcomprooters or go build them or whatever the fru — saay.. your shshnew here, righ? Oh no itsjus you two fucks again hey barftensher juskinyu give me six drinx?
什麼?她有一條塑膠透明杏色牛仔褲。 好吧,它們與她的牙齒和一切相匹配。 所以你說。他們匹配她的一切,甚至是她的陰戶。嘿,調酒師,給這隻愚蠢的貴賓犬喝六杯,再給我們六杯。其實也給你買一個。
Ooo wherrre sheemsh aiff shit the jap pot. Nope. Japs kidding. To fuck you and you and yer fucking hoorish cuntshtink wive fellows your fucking or whateverr. To Life! Shitheads!
她在說什麼? 生活日本妓女什麼的。 不不不,她在說別的。一句歌詞什麼的。一些愚蠢的狗屎。嘿美國製造的噴氣背包!你的奶子出來了,我們需要你蛤蜊起來,不要再用我給你買的所有昂貴的飲料洗你的塑膠牛仔褲了。喝孔雀! 你不認為她從這個地區買了那些牛仔褲,是嗎? 不! 啊。 喝掉中國人!乾杯! 媽的。
Andpllphph it seems ass tho up the lazy river to yer aaaassss — To Life! And all the Japphphs innit oh shit jusp kidding.
是的。喝一飲而盡。遺忘等待著你的屁股和奶子。真是一團糟。 是的。 乾杯婊子。
And he put on jeanshteeshirtsoxsweatcoat and coat. Then take off jeanshteeshirtsoxsweatcoat and do coke. Then put on sweetpeapodteeshirtsoxsweat do coke. Then do coke pisscocktrunxshit coke do coke. Thensh
她在說什麼?乾杯! 我不知道。
Lishen spider Kato faish spring into fashion wear dumb sews yer ass FREEX! I love you cheers.
咦?
Oh? You talking to me. Silly bunny. We only shoshpeek Shpambitch here karate champ sho go wash shum diches or sumthing. Waiter! Barftender. Get these hobos shix drinxsh on me. Thaps on me. Yesh.
Sing to Life!
搞什麼?
To kikes!
咦? 我不知道。
Kikes! Chinese kikes flying free! They burn those here doenthey — To Kikes! High flying kikes!
Oh iggaigga. Spider pinch bite monkey. Your aint sho diffrimp. Sho diffrinpf. Money pinch butt. To kikes made in japan in the US Toys R Us. Do coke! And sing!!
Von ya. La kookoo raah tcha! Off to shit for bells do I sing! 🎶 Shit for bells? Taco Bells? They have those here doenthey? Oh shit they own them. Are a cops?
什麼?
Cops. Cops mutherfucker. Are you a cops?
什麼?
Copsh. Copsh. Oh shit you onlee shpeeko Spaneesh. Looksh. I’ll wishper it to you. In your ear clam. Cmer.
誰?什麼?
Cmer.
誰!
Ear clam. Cmer.
我沒有
Ear clam.
什麼? 她在說什麼?聽她的話就好了。 閉嘴。是的?什麼?
Lishen. Aisle keep i quiet cuz we erp lishening quiet cuz yura cop n everything no I won’t tell. This place it fullofthem. Lishen. You wishper. Lishen:
The man in the moon izzsh upyer azsh.
什麼?
The man in the moon izzsh upyer azsh.
我呃
The man in the moon izzsh upyer azsh.
呃
The man in the moon izzsh upyer azsh. You know. Like a saxophone. C’mon we alll do it. Shay? Yernotta cop are you?
呃
Thish playsh ish fullovthem.
Warm thanks to Igga Fitzsimons for his lovely experiment and Vanya for horning in elegantly. My selection and touchpoints for this reverse upside down Rashômon may be experienced here as unwitting preludes to thish shaxophonetubashtarzinyereishzah.
And warm thanksh to my co(dependent) but no less resplendid Graphteex Designer, Pro Bono. You are one in a quadcenttrillionsh.