Ours was a Ding Dong household.
Well really an apartment. Not that I understood the difference. I thought everyone lived this way.
TV on all the time. In front of TV trays. Eating TV dinners. Talking about TV.
Green shag carpet harboring that one broken glass shard or missing thumbtack just waiting for me to loose their cool, step on one or both triggering my our head to pop off like a balloon spelling the word ouch before air-puttering away
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1 neurotic mom. Medium size. Sarcastic loud funny. And traumatizing.
No dad but —
Endless Ding Dongs.
Before and after every meal with meals being more of an intermission between the main event [crowd roars]
The Ding Dong!
So why not a poem?
Ding Dong I Ate It
We are fostering cool measures here
thin as ice and none too old
hell they don’t get old at all
they just actuate there
aluminum wrapping wapping around here
krinklecwrished
fresh unfresh fresh fresh non freshness
puck pluck nyuk nyuk nyuk
oh! it is a puck!
puck puck puck
quick pick puck
quick lick then puck
puckfuckt fuck we like it
fuuuuuuck
ding dong! who’s there? ding dong. I!ll be right there
poem for ding dong nyuk nyuk nyuk
meanwhile
silver wrapping off will be dealt with later trust me but ding dong
but ding dong knows ding dong will eat it
ding dong gone done no wrong by
listen you ding dong
ding
dong
ate it
Confession slash Appeal
There is the technique. It is not an urban myth. It is Truth. Quickly before the cops burst in —
Eat round the soft white creamy center examine quickly then plunge mouth to center rather pop center right in there savor to taste
and yes I know this applies to pussy too
Helpful Tip
Keep it simple you’re here to enjoy yourself
Consideration Without Research
May apply to blowjobs or should
(Your research and data on this is welcome and safe with me but please, no names. On second thought keep it to yourself thank you)
I mean
haiku
puck round world order
new wave disco in my mouth
drool game worth winning
ding dong haiku by elliot lessing but you know this so howbout a drawing goodbye n this entire ding dong is warmly dedicated to my mom Beryl who was certainly ding dong like majorly but held goodness n sweetness n wackiness n unconventional ways n was very funny n encouraged my art so here’s some
https://m.soundcloud.com/maxo/sunsetbb
Cute haiku!