How To Party All The Time
WARNING: HABIT-FORMING • UNFUNNY • NOT TOO SLICK • MAY CAUSE DIVORCE
A man walks into a bar sits down and orders someone to sit down at the bar with him.
A man walks into a bar sits down next to another man and orders someone to remove the man sitting next to him.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink for the man sitting next to him.
A man walks into a bar walks on top of two men then sits down and orders the two men to get outta here.
A man walks into a bar sits down and orders the bartender to get outta there.
A man walks into a bar sits down next to another man and orders a drink from him.
A man walks into a bar sits down next to two men without drinks and joins them and does not order anything.
A man walks into a bar notices three men at the bar without drinks and walks outta there.
A man walks into a bar sits down on three men and orders a drink.
A man walks into a bar sees three men with another man laying on their laps and sits down next to them and orders a drink.
A man walks into a bar sees three men with another man laying on their laps and another man mixing drinks with his feet then walks out of the bar.
A man walks into a bar sees three men with another man laying on their laps and another man mixing drinks with his feet then relieves the man mixing drinks mixes a drink with his feet for that man then sends him on his way.
A man walks into a bar sees three men with another man laying on their laps and another man standing on the bar doing hula hula motions with a drink and another man mixing drinks with his feet then relieves the man mixing drinks mixes a drink with his feet for that man then sends him on his way.
A man walks into a bar sees three men with another man laying on their laps and two men standing on the bar doing hula hula motions with a drink and another man mixing drinks with his feet then relieves the man mixing drinks mixes a drink with his feet for that man then sends him on his way.
A man walks into a bar sees three men with another man laying on their laps and two men standing on the bar doing hula hula motions with their drinks and another man mixing drinks with his feet then relieves the man mixing drinks mixes a drink with his feet for that man then sends him on his way.
A man walks into a bar sees three men with another man laying on their laps and two men standing on the bar doing hula hula motions with their drinks and another man with a bra and a plastic beer bong hardhat on his head slursinging Party All The Time (1985 Columbia Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment) by Eddie Murphy and another man mixing drinks with his feet then relieves the man mixing drinks mixes a drink with his feet for that man then sends him on his way.
A man walks into a bar sees three men with another man laying on their laps and two men standing on the bar doing hula hula motions with their drinks and another man with a bra and a plastic beer bong hardhat on his head slursinging Party All The Time (1985 Columbia Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment) by Eddie Murphy and another man with a black eye and a crumpled suit and tie literally getting into bar brawl with himself and another man mixing drinks with his feet then relieves the man mixing drinks mixes a drink with his feet for that man then sends him on his way.
A cop walks into a bar then walks out.
Two cops walk into a bar then walk out.
Three cops walk into a bar then walk out.
Three cops and a nun walk into a bar then walk out.
Three cops, a cop wearing a tutu and nun walk into a bar then walk out.
Three cops, a cop wearing a tutu, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar then walk out.
Three cops, a cop wearing a tutu, a nun, a rabbi, a hippie and a leather daddy walk into a bar then walk out.
Five leather daddies walk into a bar.
Five leather daddies walk into a bar and three men with another man laying on their laps and two men standing on the bar doing hula hula motions with their drinks and another man with a bra and a plastic beer bong hardhat on his head shhlurshinging Party All The Time (1985 Columbia Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment) by Eddie Murphy and another man with a black eye and a crumpled suit and tie literally getting into bar brawl with himself and another man mixing drinks with his feet scram outta the bar mistaking the five leather daddies as cops.
Five cops walk into a bar and sit down with five leather daddies who are seated there.
Five cops walk into a bar see five cops who are sitting on the laps of five leather daddies and beat the shit out of them.
Five cops are seated at a bar mixing drinks and relaxing around the aftermath of a riot then they spontaneously combust.
A rabbi in a tutu walks into a bar and sees five cops spontaneously combust and sez
“Vaat tha fuck?!?”
Love it. As odd and peculiar as my strange little life. Thx!